This edition sucks

Welcome back to the Stove Top weekly newsletter. This edition sucks because I didn’t feel like writing anything, but hopefully you still find some interesting reads.

Enjoy.

• Your flights are about to get a lot more expensive.

• China now has state-of-the-art laser weapons.

• 47% of all internet traffic comes from bots. Make the internet the internet again.

• Texas could be getting a freaking dope bullet train soon.

• Chip implants look so god damn weird.

• Cancer is dramatically rising for people under 50.

• Google Chrome is making it harder for quantum computers to hack us. Nice.

• People are using robotaxis…for sex.

• Privacy is so so misunderstood.

• The US and Japan are working on a hypersonic missile interceptor.

• Inflation has resulted in families spending $709 more per month than two years ago.

• Paying your debts are now a choice, not an obligation.

• The police got a little bit crazy with a Marion County newspaper.

• The clean energy future is arriving faster than you think.

• Russia’s Ruble is in the dumps.

• Non-streaming TV is too.

• China’s economy is so bad they won’t even publish their youth unemployment numbers anymore.

• Their fertility rate isn’t doing too hot either.

• Bonds have eaten the entire financial system.

• We really should be doing more science with China.

• Trump might be toast.

• Canada is poaching tech workers from us, and I don’t know why we put up with it.

• Apparently Google is underpaying…men.

• Africa is the future.

Until next time, ✌️

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